A springy start to my day

May 30

Early in the dawn today while [zipping through]|brushing through the newspaper, I read a weird news. News that forced shock to ran down my spine. It was a news that really swept me off from my feet. The news was related to a government’s new law and the enforcement and implementation of which was to be done with urgent effects. The news was related to the mechanical class of our society including the electricians, roofers and the plumbers. The affirmation being laid by the news was that according to the new rule, formulated by government, no two people with technical background could marry each other. It is being hyped that people with technical job tend to be short tempered and are very much prone to getting vigorously angry without any strong cause. The young psychiatrists have affirmed that if both the partners are from technical background, the compatibility between the two is not at all feasible. They even gave the example of Olympia Roofers, who are all the time busy in fixing roofs staking their life and safety. This risk being cropped all the time in their minds, have made them short tempered. According to recent study, for compatibility to develop among the partners, both need to be of opposite nature. Further, to decrease the divorce rates, government has even decided that the couple where both are with technical background will have to attend the class to fight stress and pressure twice a day. Once in the morning and second time in the evening for two hours each. Now, I myself being one of the Olympia Plumbers don’t require any such psychiatrist cure at the cost of four hours a day. Also, I am soon marrying a girl who happens to be from Olympia Electricians (Need one? click here!) group. Now, paying fees for two people and that too on daily basis will ruin my pocket, even this thought was horrifying. I feel completely traumatized by now, immediately jumped out of my seat, when I read the last line of the article. I fell down rolling on floor in laugh. The last line was something like this- “Don’t mind, Happy Fools Day”. I saw the date on newspaper it was 1st April. Oh man! Early in the morning I was made an April fool.